How to do The Sex:
- hold hands
that’s it that is the sex, enjoy
when i was in 6th grade this girl spread rumors about herself that she was pregnant with triplets and even pretended to have contractions in class but when we asked her how she got pregnant she said she held hands with her boyfriend and his sweat got through her pores and impregnated her
Is that not how it works
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence.
My entire life summed up in one sentence.
why can’t you be more like your sister
- I don’t know the original source/artist/poet. Found it on net and sharing.
i was so ready to be furious and then i just about cried at how beautiful it was
shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing
I need someone to help me with the hands!! >:(
thank you it helped a lot!!
I cried the first time I saw this, first she throws a fucking table,
Then she catches the chair someone threw at her with one hand…ONE HAND.
She is the Supreme.
And then there’s tons of Dave Striders
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
I tried to scroll too..
Tried to scroll. Couldn’t. Stick around please
why the fuck would you try to scroll what the fuck
None of you kill yourself. Please.
the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”
people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
people who use the excuse “it’s a free country”